Ahoy! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys, so belay yer workin' an' come celebrate! I'll grab t' grog, ye get the hornpipe ready for t' sea shanties. In celebration, I bring ye a wee snippet of a fic I be workin' on that fits the theme, yarr:

( Yarr, it be under here, me beauties. )

Enjoy the rest of yer day, landlubbers.

Title: Some Assembly Required
Characters: Harry, Bob
Rating: G
Verse: TV
Word count: 819
Summary: Home renovation. Pre-Series. Set a little while after Checkmate.
Author's Notes: For killash, who asked for 'Bob/Harry friendship'.

( Just be Zen about it. )