Title: Do Not Pass the Salt
Rating: PG (for Captain Jack Harkness-ness)
Characters: Nine, Jack, Rose near the end
Spoilers: None
Word count: 2301
Summary: Stuck in a holding cell? Must be Tuesday.
Author's notes: Written for _medley_ who asked for Nine and Jack in a holding cell, bickering. So, I therefore present: Nine and Jack in a holding cell, bickering.

( So, you want me to stop trying to get into your pants and start trying to get into your pants? )