Title: Adventures in Baby-Sitting
Characters: Fay and Mal Dresden, Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper
Rating: G
Spoilers: Set-Post 'Exit Wounds' (TW) and 'Journey's End' (DW). Set in the mini!Dresdens verse
Word count: 1370
Summary: Jack learns that alien hunting and baby-sitting don't always mix.
Author's notes: Written for joonscribble's fandom_stocking. She's graciously allowed me to post it here as well. I've broken all laws of the time-space continuum to get these characters into the same place at the same time. Extremely, AU, obviously. :-) A few extra words in this version, since I had to cut a line here and there to fit it into the stocking.

( Daddy’s mad at you. )