I'm leaving for the cottage this afternoon, where I will be frolicking (or possibly just lazing around) for the next week. I'll be back next Saturday in the afternoon.

I will leave this in case anything important should happen on my f-list and I not be here to comment on it:
OMG!
No way!
Oh noes!
Yay!
Good for you!

Insert the appropriate responses where needed. Farewell!